yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20
Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
I don't fuckin know
Here try this it kinda killed your parents
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both