carl XVI gustaf

king of sweden

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britney2007spears:

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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joshpeck:

joshpecksmom:

joshpeck:

fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20

prove it

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bye hater

(via sorry)

Ollivander:

Oh you need a wand? Try this one.

*shit explodes*

Ollivander:

Shit

Ollivander:

I don't fuckin know

Ollivander:

Here try this it kinda killed your parents

Ollivander:

Perf

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

(via pizza)

alishalovescats1701:

the-universe-is-a-hologram:

sherlockianfeels:

malicemidnight:

gypsiesneversleep:

thesunandthesea37:

flomation:

musicallyharmonized:

koalicorn:

My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing.  We were interrupted by this.. 

IM CRYINGGG THIS IS WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY ALL SING THEIR PARTS IN MY OPINION OMG I CANT BREATHE 

ISNT THIS FROM SHREK

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY SING ALL THEIR PARTS AT THE SAME TIME OMG

its from sherlock im fucking losing it omGh

HOLY SHIT

THE GUY WHO SNEEZES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERLOCKKKK
this is literally what i sound like when i sing along to the theme music

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